A few months ago, I got a call to be a consultant on a GQ shoot. They wanted a professional dominatrix to oversee a shoot with the stars of Community, Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs. The concept was inspired by iconic Bettie Page shoots and they wanted me around to make sure they were “doing it right.”

Let me get this straight. You want me to tie up and spank smoking hot Ladies? I was ecstatic.

I don’t often take stock of my life and feel like something is missing, but tying up pretty girls to vintage Herman Miller chairs made me feel complete.

Needless to say, I had a blast.

Looks like they did too!