I had the pleasure of returning to G4′s Attack of the Show to demonstrate animal role play with My puppy Derrick Paul.

When puppies are good, they get treats from beautiful Ladies like Me and Candace, but when they are bad, they get punished.

Don’t you want to be bad sometimes?

Kevin got a chance to witness what happens when you do not obey Mistress Justine and I beat him with my wooden paddle. I didn’t hold back. I’m sure he’s still sore.

Update:
Reaction from my hippie vegetarian friend who lives in an intentional community: “I’m just so proud!”


Reaction from my father: “I thought that when you beat the male host that was totally funny.”